DAMNATION VALLEY III: FALL-OUT 2019

 

CRAWL OUT THROUGH THE FALL-OUT, BABY!

Join us this October, back at War Pigs Central, for another weekend of post-apoc shenanigans, including ALL THINGS FIRE, B-MOVIES, THE JET BUG, MALÖRT, ARCHERY, BLADE THROWING, MALÖRT, LIVE MUSIC, THE HOG SWILL ’N’ GRILL, and MORE!

 

If you have a special talent, come participate in our growing event! Fire arts, fire sport, performance art, artisans, post-apoc makers and breakers, etc.

Post-Apocalyptic attire and themed camps/vehicles are HIGHLY encouraged, but not mandatory. We can help you look your worst, so don’t be discouraged by appearances (I mean, have you seen Goatblow?)

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VEHICULAR MADNESS

Fueled up vehicular fun! Bring your THEMED VEHICLES, WAR RIGS, MAD MOTOS, DEATHKARTS, HOONMOBILES, by-no-means-street-legal vehicles, and ride them around our field or on the pothole-ridden country roads. Get enough together and we will do an unrestricted free-for-all race!

 

LIVE MUSIC

Waste(d) Entertainment for your Malört-fueled braincase. Live bands at the Too Dark Park Die-In Theater.

 

WASTE(D) KARAOKE

If you haven’t WITNESSED Waste(d) Karaoke...if you haven’t participated, then you’re not destined for VAHALLA!

 

THE HOG SWILL ’N’ GRILL

The Hog Swill ’n’ Grill will be open for your Booze and Protein requirements.

Late night Swillin’ and Wasteland Tall Tales.

We will be grilling meats. All the meats…and vegans. We love grilled vegans!

The Hog Swill’n’Grill works with donations. Food and alcohol is B.Y.O. (Bring Your Own). BRING EXTRA to help out the cause!

Special awards will be given to those who donate!

 

MALÖRT

Yes, Malört.

 

AIRSOFT BATTLES

Feeling frisky, and want to do some damage? We have a large arsenal of airsoft guns, and an abandoned barn to play some games at for anyone that wants to dish out some pretend (mostly) pain. Feel free to bring your own airsoft gear as well!

 

BLOOD SPORT

FIRE BAGS

ARCHERY

KNIFE & AXE THROWING

MELEE ZONE

VIKING KUBB GAMES

 

DIE-IN THEATER

Come WITNESS the finest of Post-Apocalyptic B-Movies.

 

KID FRIENDLY

Kid friendly! Bring your Warpups and Ferals with ya!

 

NIGHTLY BURNS

We will have a bonfire nightly. If you want to burn something, bring it. That means wood. Mostly.

 

CAMPS

This is an outdoor camping event. There will be a themed camp area and a non themed camping area. Bring what you need to build a comfortable camp. Daytime temps average around 65º. Overnight can drop below 50º, so bring cool weather camping supplies. Be prepared for wet, as well. It’s all about survival in the wastes! For those who can’t handle the elements, there’s an affordable hotel 10 minutes away in Harvard.

 

BE A SURVIVOR WITH US!

Entry fee is $40/per adult (kids under 18 free with parental accompaniment)

This will help cover the expenses of putting on the event and making it bigger and better each year. The entry fee goes toward the costs of Live Entertainment, PortaJohns, Firewood, Event Builds, Supplies, Swag, and other miscellaneous event requirements. Food and Alcohol is not covered in the entry fee. Food and alcohol is B.Y.O. (Bring Your Own) and 21+. BRING EXTRA to help out the cause!

We feel it’s a low cost to ask for an awesome wasteland experience.

 

LET’S ENJOY THE MIDWASTE!

 

THERE’S SAFETY IN NUMBERS IN THE WASTELAND

Are you daring enough to join us?